Zero Gravity and Counting

the thoughts of a lonely space traveler

time passed quickly.

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devilmademedoit:

AND it happened. I saw this post on my dash AND I was like “did someone change their username/url?” AND I found out that no one did because when I clicked it, I got the option to follow that blog, which seems to be an ad in disguise as a cute photo blog. Because I don’t follow this blog. You can tell because there is a plus sign next to it’s name. AND it showed up on my dash anyway. AND it has the Ford logo at the top. AND I am super-duper not pleased in any way. At least before they had the decency to put the dollar sign on it to show it was a paid post aka advertisement. I don’t follow this blog. Why is it on my dash? It’s like coming home and finding out someone has rearranged your apartment. With ads. Tumblr, I love you, but this is how cool websites stop being cool.

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choooooo cuteeee!

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wisteri:

psuedonam:

logoside:

Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming. So, keep well this post.

The tutorial for people who ain’t gonna die.

I love the picture of him walking home from the grocery store like NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY!

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gottalurvgia:

monstarss:

viz-pls:

This is why we can’t have nice things.

are u fucking serious????
dude
she’s a fucking fitness trainer
she’s fit because she exercises a lot
how the fuck is this fat shaming when she’s just a rad character who happens to be “fit” and be in the game???
just because she’s fit and really white that doesnt mean she’s fat shaming??
nintendo isnt saying “golly, fat people are bad”, they’re saying “there’s gonna be a fucking fitness trainer up in this bitch and she’s going to kick everyone’s ass”

Why is he calling her white
SHES LITERALLY WHITE
NOT RACE WHITE
NOT CAUCASIAN
SHE’S LITERALLY THE COLOR WHITE
ITS THE SAME THING AS BEING THE COLOR BLUE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHE ISN’T ANY RACE

monstarss:

viz-pls:

This is why we can’t have nice things.

are u fucking serious????

dude

she’s a fucking fitness trainer

she’s fit because she exercises a lot

how the fuck is this fat shaming when she’s just a rad character who happens to be “fit” and be in the game???

just because she’s fit and really white that doesnt mean she’s fat shaming??

nintendo isnt saying “golly, fat people are bad”, they’re saying “there’s gonna be a fucking fitness trainer up in this bitch and she’s going to kick everyone’s ass”

Why is he calling her white

SHES LITERALLY WHITE

NOT RACE WHITE

NOT CAUCASIAN

SHE’S LITERALLY THE COLOR WHITE

ITS THE SAME THING AS BEING THE COLOR BLUE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHE ISN’T ANY RACE

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i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

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disneyprincest:

sabrina gets a little too silly but she manages to set the record straight

disneyprincest:

sabrina gets a little too silly but she manages to set the record straight

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cpieng:

i love DOVE go fresh collection !!!!so much!!!super.!!..O« when my mother buy it first time …i was fall in love with the flavor.(cry….just trying to draw the image of the taste..><!

i can’t believe you humanized dove soaps

i can’t believe it’s this amazing

awesomeeeeeeee!

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thesanityclause:

Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?

Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions

A+ Father

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